This is interesting ~ You just can't WIN!

I found this interesting when i was blog surfing~

Sometimes i have an ridiculous idea on my facebook.
like every time create an album OR update a status,
i want to type this so desperately: HATERS PLEASE DON'T COME IN, I'M NOT WELCOME U TO COMMENT ANY OF MY PICTURES OR STATUS! PLEASE F*** OFF!



If you are anonymous - you must be a fat ugly loser in real life.

If you show your identity and you look ugly - You should do plastic surgery.

If you show your identity and you already did plastic surgery - you are fake and disgusting.

If you are au-natural and pretty - you are still fake coz you put make-up, or must photoshop your pictures.

If you are pretty and don't put make up - it's because you don't know how. Also, you look boring and pale.

If you are pretty and put make up - you are superficial, insecure and shallow. Go save a whale.

If you get popular - you are a famewhore.

If you don't get popular - you are a nobody.

If you get popular and earn money from being popular - you are a sell-out.

If you get popular but don't earn money - you are stupid, and also, who you think you are, so bloody high and mighty?

If you are single and not dating - something's wrong with you.

If you are single and dating - you are a slut.

If you are attached - your boyfriend is either ugly or too good for you.

If you are married - you are a boring housewife.

If you are married with kids - why the fuck are you blogging when you should be looking after your kids? You are a shit mom.

If your partner is rich - you are a gold-digger.

If your partner is poor - you are a unrealistic romantic and if you break up with him for someone who works later on, you are a gold-digger.

If your partner is nice - Don't know what he sees in you.

If your partner is a jerk - You are a moron for dating him in the first place but you deserve no better anyway.

If you keep your life private - you have something to hide and you are a liar.

If you don't keep your life private and your life is sad - What a loser.

If you don't keep your life private and your life is fab - What a show off.

If you don't speak your mind - you are stupid, apathetic and unopinionated.

If you speak your mind - you are ignorant and talking about things you don't know about. You should shut up.

If you are fat - that's the only thing you are. That and disgusting.

If you are skinny - You must be anexoric or bulimic. Also you are making other women feel fat and thus spreading unhealthy weight ideals.

If you are of average weight - You are fat.

If you don't respond to haters - Means what they said must be true and you have nothing to say.

If you respond nicely to haters - They will just have more ammunition and hate you more.

If you respond rudely to haters - You cannot take criticism and you are a cyberbully.




Overall... You just can't win!!


xoxo
Ysan

hmm...

上個月吧，明明約好某一天晚上看電影，想過過久違的二人世界
哪知收到信息說他會遲點接我，為的是去毉院探望他的下屬，
也不知他發生甚麽事突然進院這樣嚴重

一把無名火快速燃燒了我整個腦袋，很悶很悶
還是打了通電話問他比較實在，他說可能閙自殺吧？
我愣了一下，
一個大好青年，樣子不錯又有穩定的事業啊，干嘛自殺呢？


這個時候比較下來，
還是做好奇心強烈的pat po 好過做在電話亂罵一通的潑婦
好吧好吧，去吧去吧
（扮到一副我很明白很体諒的樣子XD）


好不容易他出現在我家門口，上了車就問長問短
哎，原來只是感情問題吞了20粒安眠藥送去毉院洗胃，
沒事，還可以抽煙 ==


根據男人的陳述，事情是這樣的：

這位同事A 因爲女友有許多要好的男性朋友而吃醋，
（說到這，突然覺得有一道很有怨念的眼神盯著我，
我大笑，我才不理咧) skip skip skip!

應該是忍了很久就吵架吧，然後女友提出分手之類的話，
就威脅女友說如果分手，他就自殺


剛好男人看他的時候，那女友也在。
A當然苦苦挨求的做出挽回
那女友跟男人說，已經不是第一次了，
上次還拿刀割自己呢，也弄傷了她
這次她決定了一定要一刀兩斷，
她怕不知有一天一起睡覺的時候，A又會想歪一邊，
脾氣一上來殺了她再自殺怎麽辦？
（對，我差點舉起雙腳表示贊同）

女友說她很怕了，她的朋友們也不支持又在一起下去等等
A 哭喪了臉表示一定會改，這次一定會，
對著男人的面發誓再也不犯


（男人在一直一旁，當觀衆法官，
偷偷趁女友不注意一直罵那只‘粉腸’，
叫他不要再演了！當他是蠢的嗎？！）

而在我面前，扮演那一男一女，
把所有對白還有表情哭腔一字不漏給我講
我笑歪了！天啊，我覺得我好壞哦>< ）


繼續~！

那女友過後先離開了，男人回去看他根本沒事在抽著煙
他跟男人說：老大，其實我沒有想要吃的，
只是她甚麽都不表示， 就想如果不真做的話就真的很衰仔，所以就吞了。

我的天啊！面子真的有那麽重要嗎？

故事說完，又用那很怨念的眼光投向我，

對他大喊：干嘛？我又沒閙過自殺。無聊。我不會為了這樣而去死的咯，你慢慢等。
哈哈！

然後跟他打賭說他們會不會復合。
男人賭說不會復合了，那女友都說到這樣了。
我卻賭說，不到三天，他們一定再回一起，
而且還會為了同一件事情沒完沒了


到底誰才是贏家呢？
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deng deng deng deng,
當然是充滿智慧的我勝出了 *驕傲哪~*
男人還很不甘願的說那天看到他女友載他去上班
哈哈哈，涼了涼了！！


其實不難猜啊，這是一個心理病，
A 閙自殺威脅，偏激到這种程度就已經是讓人覺得嘔心，
已經有太多版本讓我們看了，
閙得最大的是個年經人自拍在面子書那件事
很多人感到婉惜心痛，我更覺得是愚蠢，替那女生覺得無辜，
他那樣做是要讓那女生根本帶著這份愧疚過一生，
而他明明是本身問題，太過偏激

如果欠的是情，無需等到下一世才討回
這一世也可以

情債今世欠今世了


而那女友呢，她已經離不開這樣的自孽生活，況且還不止一次

說真的有些女生特別愛自孽，
不管是心理，身体，還是生活上
她們覺得這樣讓自己比較好過，
或者認定這樣承受痛苦是愛的表現，是真愛

其實是病態！

她們縂有一絲希望，希望她們的痛苦得到他人憐愛
尤其是自己最愛的人
無意或有意之間，她們要她們在乎的人知道她們所承受的，
然後覺得自己可憐到極點，就為了要得到更多更多的愛

其實她們真的可憐，因爲她們愛上了自孽！


為甚麽我會了解？

很多年前，我也曾經渴望得到一些人的愛，
很渴望很渴望很渴望過，很他媽的渴望過！

只是我不會表達，我只會所有表現在心里


過後遇上這個男人，他是個不好，很坏的人，
但他懂很多很多東西，有很強的觀察力，有很清晰很理智的腦袋
所以他從來都睡不好，只有在我身邊，他會輕鬆一些，睡穩一些

他教我怎樣去獨立，當我很傻不會為自己想的時候罵我到很慘
他教會我自私，教會我做任何事不用依賴他，
因爲他很忙，錢對他來説很重要，因爲他窮過
也教會我，除了愛情，很多事情也很重要，讓我把中心分散在不同地方

他也讓我知道，原來我是多麽好多麽出色的一個人。
從來不拿我跟誰誰誰比較，
因爲對他來説，我是他的天使

我才知道，對他，我是那麽的好，那麽的珍貴

晚安

姍筆